We apologize for not bringing Unicorn Frappuccinos.
(First we explain what Unicorn Frappuccinos are.)
(Yes we told them about the sugar, but what do you think is hiding in your kale smoothie there Mister, so please don't judge.)
Wait. B says. They have Unicorn Frappuccinos downtown across from the Bell Centre.
How do you know?
Well, while I was in there
They said there was one location in the city that still had th-
Before his sentence was even finished he was on the phone to the-
Before he was even off the phone with them, we had peeled away from the curb, tires squealing.
1. Sometimes you might be willing to travel
2. If you're vegan and you drink Frappuccinos you will have access to information that the rest of us couldn't even pay for
3. If you have your drink re-made multiple times, the baristas will "accidentally" leak top-secret-classified corporate information to you just to get you out of their store
4. Although we are all sad that the Canadiens lost the playoffs, the Bell Centre is still good for something