Are you sure you're staying at the Holiday Inn?
Yes. I'm here for a conference.
Oh, the Liver Conference?
(What's a Liver Conference? Never mind, I don't want to know.)
No. The Crimebake. It's a mystery writer thing.
That's not at this hotel.
Questions Running Through My Mind:
1. Do I have the wrong weekend?
2. Do I have the wrong city?
3. How will I write this up for the blog?