Need doctor's appointment.
Call former colleague and very good friend who is married to guy I thought was super cool in high school. Super cool is now a doctor.
Dr. Super tries to get me appointment with doctor who I once saw with my mother and she ended up eating a birthday candle in his office.
Several weeks and multiple emails pass with no appointment.
BFF misses my birthday party and offers to take me out to Trendy Restaurant to compensate.
Who walks into Trendy Restaurant.
Dr. Birthday Candle.
And is seated right next to us.
Hi. I smile apologetically at wife and continue.
I have been trying desperately to get an appointment with you. I gesture to BFF. We went to high school with Dr. Super. I'm the one he's been emailing you about? Maybe I look familiar because I came to see you with my mom? She ate a birthday candle?
Oh of course. The birthday candle. How can I forget. You're the one he's been emailing about?
Yes that's me. I need an appointment with you.
Next day at 2pm I show up for my appointment.
First thing out of Dr. Birthday Candle's mouth? Tell your BFF she was right. The beet salad was delicious.