Saturday, 2 June 2012
B (to friend): Dude, wanna go to the gay pride parade? I've always wanted to go to the gay pride parade.
Me: You've been to the gay pride parade.
G: Wait, is that the one where all those people were walking around the street naked?
G: Oh, no, that was the thing you and Dad went to in California with the flying tortillas. Remember? People were wearing shoes and socks and like, nothing else?
B: Was gay pride the one where Dad got those vagina lollipops?
G: The chocolate lollipops? No, that was a garage sale.
T: Those were delicious.
G: I wonder how they got that shape.